Hungry?

By Will Strouth

The perfect lunch to me is a juicy, medium rare barbecued, steak, cooked to perfection.

The chewy goodness is all tightly packed in bite sized pieces. Oh, so tasty and tender.

Oh, if only the cow knew how tasty she is, melting in your mouth. Eating steak while playing football with a cowhide. Eating steak while bathing using its fat as soap. Oh, so lusciously good.

And for dessert——an ice cream sundae heavenly sprinkled with gobstoppers and nerds, chunks of chocolate, wrapped in whipped cream and perfect goodness.

Fit for a king, this lucious feast has condiments of caramel and chocolate, ketchup and mustard too.

Oh, so hungry. Must have food. With all my heart I wish for food to come raining down from the heavens above. Yes, for all eternity, raining food.