YOU KNOW WHAT!

By Malclm Stumpf

You know what?

Little brothers have no respect.

Last Saturday, when I woke up,
MY little brother ordered
ME to make
HIM breakfast!

I’M not his slave!

And,

When MY brother hears the slightest, "No,"
HE FREAKS OUT!!!! AAAHHH!

And when my mom comes in,
and dons her demon voice, "ROAAAAAAARR!"
I feel like I’m in the twilight zone or something!

And you know what?
I’M NOT!
HEEHAAHEEHAAA. NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh, well.
YOU KNOW WHAT?

Little sisters have no respect either.
They are such drama queens.

When I won’t play with her she
FREAKS OUT!"

My life is ruined!
"I’m melting…melting!
(Cough wheeze choke twitch )
Goodbye pitiful life!"

Yet after all that
I still don’t despise them.

Amazing.